So herOrbit.com, a women’s social network, asked 5,000 women which celebrity guys’ features they’d use to create the ultimate fantasy man. The results are ... scary.
The winners were:
* Hair—Patrick Dempsey
* Eyes—Jake Gyllenhaal
* Nose—Owen Wilson (interesting choice! It takes a certain kind of man—like Owen Wilson—to handle this nose.)
* Mouth—Brad Pitt
* Jaw line— Johnny Depp
Herorbit.com’s conclusion after Photoshopping the results? That most girls just want an average man. (Of course, most girls hadn’t yet seen this photo.)
“Sure, women go crazy when they see Brad Pitt, but the truth is they want the person who delivers their mail, packs their groceries and coaches their kids’ softball team,” said Nadine Reeves, the Web site’s marketing director.
OK. But who knew Jake G. had such massive eyebrows? And whose facial hair is that? And why couldn’t they just have saved time and used Patrick Dempsey’s whole face? Inquiring minds ...
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