*Sigh.*
So Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus is writing her memoirs.
Yes, she’s 15. OK, I kept a diary when I was 15—and I realize I was just a run-of-the-mill teen—but c’mon, even with your own TV show, concert tour and kajillions of preteen fans, how much do you really have to say about your life thus far?
Ask Disney; it’s footing the bill.
Then we have poor, poor Star Jones, who after three years of wedded bliss is divorcing her husband, Al Reynolds.
I used to like Star ... until she used her wedding for personal gain, lied about her weight loss methods and got so full of herself she couldn’t ... well, you be the judge: In a statement to “Entertainment Tonight,” she 
says, “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life.”
Uh, duh, Star? Do ya think that announcing your divorce to TV’s highest-rated entertainment-news show might not qualify for—I dunno—INVITING THE MEDIA INTO THE MOST INTIMATE AREA OF YOUR LIFE? AGAIN?!! Have we learned nothing from the wedding debacle?
The best news of the day, for those who can’t get enough of the Fashion Police, is Yahoo’s new site, http://omg.yahoo.com/what-were-they-thinking/photos/1716.
I’ll drop one of the pics in as a sneak peek. This photo to the left, by Stephen Lovekin and courtesy of Getty Images, shows Crystal Gayle’s scary floor-length locks. Yes, that’s her actual hair wafting past her ankles. Seriously.
Gayle is probably best known for her late ‘70s hit, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue.” Her over-the-top do makes my hazel eyes teary.
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