So a fellow reporter called to say that Ghostface Killah had been spotted at American Family Fitness at Short Pump. Of course, inquiring minds want to know—immediately if not sooner—why he’d be in Richmond. Sure, Wu Tang Clan played at Toad’s Place Jan. 18—and it’s not on tour right now according to the Web site—but what gives?
Hey, maybe GK met someone interesting while the Clan was in town. Bottom line: You never know who might be treadmilling next to you.
Or actually, you might, because eyewitnesses say a bodyguard was also in da house. As one of them commented, “A bodyguard? At American Family Fitness? In SHORT PUMP?”
Uhhh ... maybe he’d heard about the killer traffic?