I am NOT making this up. Remembering all those 24-hour ads for American Family Fitness, I called the one in Short Pump to see if anyone there had a line on Ghostface Killah.
Here’s the phone message. No kidding:
“Thank you for calling American Family Fitness center in downtown Short Pump. We are now closed. Our hours are 24 hours a day ... .“ (Yada, yada, yada.)
I’m stunned. How, exactly, does that work? Can you be closed and not closed simultaneously? Are buff, outraged townfolk beating on the doors right now, screaming, “You’re open 24 hours! You’re open 24 hours! But WE CAN’T GET IN!“
It’s a conundrum.
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