My full name is Stefanie Lutz. Just Stefanie. Lutz. I was born with no middle name. I never had any problems with this (besides the middle initial line on forms), until middle school. On our gym shorts was a blank box where we were supposed to write our first initial and our last name. I didn’t realize the problem until half way through the semester: slutz. It followed me to high school as my username. I couldn’t escape Slutz.